Hipster Classifieds


Must be fashionable: skinny jeans, well groomed, perfectly trimmed facial hair. Great taste in music: Arcade Fire, Mumford & Sons, etc. Playing an instrument or being in a band is a huge plus. Well-read, knowledgeable of all the local hangouts. Only enjoys signature cocktails served out of mason jars or tin mugs. IF beer drinker, only local artisan crafts or home brews.

Please, no fucking hipsters! Douchebags…

[I was a hipster before hipsters were mainstream]

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